Here are the Yo Mama Jokes. Why make fun of a person when you can make fun of his/her Mama. With 240 Yo Mama Jokes no one will dare make fun of you or your mother less they get the third degree insult of thier Mama.

Yo mama is so fat, when she was a kid she could only play seek.
Yo mama is so old she got a kickstand.
Yo mama's house is so small, she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo mama's so old she only has two teeth, and they're both in her pocket!
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a paramedic was two doctors.
Yo mama's old, she has an autographed version of the Bible.
Yo mama's so fat it took five UFOs to abduct her.
Yo mama is so fat she has to wear Levi 1002s.
Yo mama is so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to change the channel on a TV dinner.
Yo mama's so old, she reminisces when she reads the bible.
Yo mama is so fat, elephants throw peanuts at her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she's on he beach the tide won't come in!
Yo mama's so fat, she gets a hang over just from sitting in a bar stool.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
Yo mama is so stupid, her parents had to hire a tutor to teach her how to scribble.
Yo mama's glasses so thick she can see through time.
Yo mama's so skinny, her pajamas have only one stripe.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked in front of the TV I missed half the show.
Yo mama's so fat her nickname is, "Damn!"
Yo mama is so fat that she uses a washing machine to make her self a shake.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sat at a stop sign for half an hour waiting for it to turn green.
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to Seaworld, the whales throw fish to her.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it doesn't look back.
Yo mama's so fat, when you hung her picture on the wall, the whole wall fell down.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's teeth are so big it looks her father was Mr. Ed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she opened a box of Cheerios and thought they were doughnut seeds.
Yo mama so cockeyed she watches the tennis matches without moving her head.
Yo mama's so fat, she showers in a carwash.
Yo mama so fat, her picture weighs ten pounds.
Yo mama so dumb she tried to shoot an arrow through the air and missed.
Yo mama so fat I took her out to eat and the waiter asked me if I wanted an estimate.
Yo mama's so poor, when as I walked out of her apartment the rat tripped me and the roach stole my wallet.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the power went out in the shopping mall, she was stuck on the escalator for 3 hours!
Yo mama's fat that when god said, "Let there be light", he was just telling yo mama to get outta the sun's way!
Yo mama so fat Richard Simmons won't deal her a meal.
Yo mama's clothes are so ugly, the only thing uglier is yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly a train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so dumb, she took a glass to an Ice-T concert.
Yo mama is so fat, when she bends over we lose an hour of day light.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps run out.
Yo mama is so fat she when she fell down she broke the law.
Yo mama's so stupid, I told her the government's quotas for minorities and she said, "What's the big deal about 25 cents?"
Yo mama's so fat, she went outside wearing a coke-cola t-shirt, and a kid tried to put coins in her ear and press her belly button.
Yo mama's so hairy, she needs to use a Garden Weasel to trim her back hair.
Yo mama is so fat, Bill Gates can't pay for her lyposuction.
Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with a sweater on.
Yo mama's so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo mama is so fat, someone threw a rock at her back and hit her in the stomach!
Yo mama is so fat, when yo family asks for Kool-Aid, she runs through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, if the world ever blew out, we could use yo mama as a spare.
Yo mama so dumb she runs around the bed at night to catch some sleep.
Yo mama is so fat, hurricane Fran was just you mama blowing her nose.
Yo mama's so fat, she installed chairs in the refrigerator.
Yo mama is so ugly she made pigs grow wings and fly away.
Yo mama's so ugly, her parents fed her with a sling-shot.
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was a baby her mom had to get drunk to feed her.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a check up.
Yo mama so stupid she went into an antique store and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to put a foodstamp in a soda machine.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sailor Moon(tm) was about flashers in the Navy.
Yo mama is so bald, when she jumped in the shower she got brainwashed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the periodic table was a kind of buffet.
Yo mama is so fat, the time she sees 90210 it's on a scale.
Yo mama's back is so hairy, she has to clean it with "Love My Carpet"!
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family brings home groceries they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her.
Yo mama's so stupid she brought a doughnut back because it had a hole in it.
Yo mama's teeth are so green the grass envies her.
Yo mama so stupid, she came to the Yo Mama Jokes page and laughed.
Yo mama is so ugly she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.
Yo mama is so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 2 buckets to the right.
Yo mama's so fat, she was out walking and the cops made her put on a "Caution Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama is so short she can do backflips under her bed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked the operator to look up the number for 911.
Yo Mama is so stupid that she has to go to the next room to change her mind.
Yo mama is so corny her feet are jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to tie a sausage around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo mama's so fat when she swims everybody sings Free Willy.
Yo mama's so dumb she eats Jello with chopsticks.
Yo mama's so poor she chased down the garbage truck with her shopping list.
Yo moma so fat that when she won a fat beauty contest they sang: "There she is... North America"
Yo mama so skinny, she hula-hoops with a Cheerio.
Yo mama is so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to an "over eighteen only" club she brought seventeen friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama's so stupid she couldn't read a book on tape.
Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate says "Expired" on it.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got hit by a bus and asked for a transfer.
Yo mama's so old, she was the waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama's so fat she broke the family tree.
Yo mama's breath is so bad the Department of Defense bottles it for wartime.
Yo mama's hair is so greasy she's the main supplier for Jiffy Lube.
Yo mama is so dirty she puts toe jam on her bread.
Yo mama is so fat, she's the same height standing up or lying down.
Yo mama's smile is like a flower... a cauliflower.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her butt weighs 50 lbs.
Yo mama's neighborhood is so poor when I visited her the rainbow was in black and white.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a Jehovas Witness was someone who testified in court.
Yo mama's so stupid she keep getting hit by parked cars.
Yo mama so cross-eyed, she tried to pick up a dime and got two nickles.
Yo mama's so dumb she invented screen doors for submarines.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on the rainbow Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so ugly, a freight train took a dirt road to avoid her.
Yo mama's so poor I went in to the front gate of your house and I tripped out the back gate.
Yo mama's eyes are like pools... cesspools.
Yo mama is so stupid she go stuck on a broken escalator for three hours.
Yo mama so fat when she died they have to widen the gates of heaven!
Yo mama so stupid, you were born at Pizza Hut because she wanted a "free delivery."
Yo moma's so fat she needs to buy group insurance.
Yo mama is so stupid she stood on a chair to raise her IQ.
Yo mama so dumb, she can't make ice without the recipe.
Yo mama is so fat when she goes swimming the tide comes in.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at an orange juice carton for twenty minutes because the label said "concentrate."
Yo mama's so stupid she tried to kill a fish by drowning it.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to put in speed bumps at the buffet resturant!
Yo Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama is so old her dreams are in black and white.
Yo mama is so stupid she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is so old, she lived at the Gettysburg Address.
Yo family is so fat, I threw a rock in their window and hit everyone.
Yo mama is dumber then these jokes.
Yo mama is so fat she has to use the driveway as her ironing board.
Yo mama so ugly, she scares blind children.
Yo mama is so stupid, she jumped out of a building and went up.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so fat she buys her clothes in only three sizes: Large, Extra-large, and Yo Mama Size.
Yo mama's so fat when she walks down the street with a yellow rain coat, people shout "Taxi!"
Yo mama is so ugly, yo daddy had to put the mirror inside the medicine cabinet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went out in high heels she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming in the ocean, the Spanish tried to clame her as a new continent.
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama is so fat, during summertime she sells shade.
Yo mama so dumb she took a blood test and failed.
Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she cries tears roll down her back.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar power flashlight.
Yo mama is so poor, she can't pay attention.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo mama's so old her dreams are reruns.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
Yo mama is so ugly I shot her and I died.
Yo mama's so fat, her highschool picture was an aerial photograph.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so fat, when she puts on a grey sweater people it becomes a cloudy day.
Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to the zoo they said, "Thank you for bringing her back."
Yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
Yo mama is so old she owes Jesus a quarter.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she put the sun out of buisness.
Yo mama so ugly, when she fell off the ugly tree she hit every branch on the way down.
Yo mama so stupid she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so ugly she turned Madusa to stone.
Yo mama's just like a squirrel, she always has a nut in her mouth.
Yo mama's like a TV, a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo mama's so ugly they taped "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is like Walmart, every day low prices!
Yo mama is so fat she can sell shade.
Yo mama's so ugly when she was a kid and played in the sandbox, cats tried to bury her.
Yo mama so fat you can slap her thighs and ride the waves.
Yo mama so nasty she gets hot flashes at cattle auctions.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so fat that I had to take 2 planes, a bus, and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed at a shootout.
Yo mama so old she used to babysit Jesus.
Yo mama so stupid she went to a resturaunt, looked at the menu and said, "Ok!"
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama so smelly she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo mama so stupid when you said it was chilly outside she went and got a bowl.
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumps in the air she get's stuck.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the $.99 store.
Yo mama's so fat we're in her right now!
Yo mama stink so bad, she used Sure and it got confused.
Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot stopped and took a picture of her.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a Malcom X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she walked in to Taco Bell everybody ran for the border!
Yo mama so fat, she laid on the beach and Greenpeace tried to push her back into the ocean! Yo mama's so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game!
Yo mama is so old she's in God's year book.
Yo mama's like a stop sign, I see her at every corner!
Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to conclusions.
Yo mama so old, when she was in school they didn't teach history!
Yo mama so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat, the police dog's stopped her at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack.
Yo mama so smell so bad, when she used Secret it told!
Yo mama so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everybody!
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up two Netcom accounts!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she entered an ugly contest the judges said, "No professionals".
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's a truck backing up.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so fat, if she put on a red raincoat she could be the Kool-Aid Man.
Your mama's so old, she was around when Burger King was a prince!
Your mama is so fat, she looks like she's smuggling volkswagons!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Johnny Cash was a pay toilet.
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets her shoes shined she has to take the man's word for it!
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
Yo mama so fat, she got a run in her blue jeans.
Yo mama so smelly, she slows down Speed Stick.
Yo mama is so dumb, that when she took y'all to Disney World and came to a sign that said "Disney World Left" she turned around and took y'all home!
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes out to eat, people say, "Look at the fat lady! Wow, she's fat!"
Yo mama so old, her social security number is 3.
Yo mama's so fat, she was standing down on the street corner, and the police came along and told her to break it up.
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell off the family tree.
Yo mama is so black she leaves fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo moma's so ugly she had to get you drunk to breast feed you.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to get a job picking cotton candy.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought asphalt was a butt disease.
Yo mama so poor the front and back door are on the same hinge.
Yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a convertible with the top down.
Yo mama's teeth are so wide, I don't know what to do: smile or kick a field goal.
Yo mama is so dumb she failed recess.
Yo moma is like a taxi, the more you pay her, the further she will go.
Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks the last supper's when the food stamps run out.
Yo mama is so poor when I asked her where the bathroom was, she said 2 buckets to the right.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo family brings home groceries they need to hire a rodeo clown to distract her.
Yo mama is so fat, she's got shock absorbers on her toilet seat.
Yo mama's so ugly they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.
Yo mama was so stupid she thought that the Salvation Army won the war.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo mama so fat, when she falls down she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up.
Yo mama is so old, she wears a Jesus starter jacket.
Yo mama is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and watch the kids playing in the back yard.
Yo mama so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so fat, she went into a furniture store and they sold her as a water bed.
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs. Yo mama's so old her drivers license is 000 000 007 (Submitted by Phoenix)